The Counselors Ten Commandments

1. You may not help students with logic.
2. You may not logic with helpless students.
3. All valid forms of I.D. must be presented at the door.
   1. This includes credit card numbers and expiration dates.
   2. All professors must show Green Cards.
4. There is to be no working in the arcade(?)
5. Oops! There is to be no game playing in the lab.
6. Counselors are not to be 'Slammed'. (for Stacy's sake)
7. There will be no inside jokes listed in The Counselors Ten Commandments.
8. HFCC students are encouraged to use their friends' MCID's.
9. Curtis may not type papers for students.
10. Any T1 Link installation may only occur on the second Tuesday of a month with an 'R', on the week before a Full Moon, in the Yaer of Our Lord Nineteen Hundred and Ninety-Four, by trained professionals like Steve.

-'Z' BOFH

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