
These texts are all in english. I also have some texts in scandinavian (mostly norwegian).
The texts here have been undergoing small changes to bring the HTML encoding up
to decent standards. I encoded many of these files when I was learning HTML, and the
code really made me somewhat ashamed today. :)
At the same time, most
of these files are flavored with Stylesheets to give a consistant look on my pages.
This will not affect the non-stylesheets browsers much, but I advice all who can to try a
stylesheeting browser if they haven't tried it yet. (I wonder if lynx will get CSS support?)
- Not computer related texts
Rules for cats who have a house to run
1994's most bizarre suicide
The Drinkers Fault Finding Guide
New chemical element discovered: Administratum
World Religions, an overview.
The Bricklayers Report
How cold is it? A termometer....
Politically Correct Santa
Informer
The Split Atom Blues (Bloom County)
The Story of Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
The Star Trek Drinking Game
- More or less computer related texts
General Motors helpline
RFC 4242: Proposal for Flavortext standard
The last human being without Windows '95
Drugdealers vs. Software developers
Some hacker jargon.
Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL
Real Computer Scientists Don't Write Code
Real Software Engineers Don't Read Dumps
What driving to the store would be like if operating systems ran your car
If Operating Systems Were Beers..
Operating Systems and Women
Abort, Retry, Ignore
The Nine Types of Users
Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy
Counselors Top Ten Commandments
Proper Care of Floppies
The Hackers Tools
The Lord of the Unix with: The Tolkien Ring Network.
The ABC's of Unix
Unix Songs
Unix WARS
Why the Internet is Like a Penis
The Coffee Machine at the End of the User Area
How To Program in C
How to Freeze up the InterNet
The Life of Unix
The Worm before Christmas
The Programmers Prayer
Microsoft: The Next Generation
disappeared from the original site, so I had to replace it with
my backup.
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